Welcome, beloved pet parents to the hilarious collection of pet jokes!
Hilarious Pet Jokes:
Cat and Dog jokes:
The Interview!
Well, I had an important job interview a couple of days ago. But no one was there in the house to look after my dog. That meant I had to take my dog with me to the interview. The interviewer seemed very confused when we walked in.
Then, the interviewer looked at me and said, “Sorry, we can’t hire pets.
I replied “Don’t worry, he’s not here to work. He’s here for moral support…and maybe fetch some coffee.”
As soon as I said that everyone started laughing.
Best cat jokes:
The Pawsitive Thinker!
Now my cat, presented me with a proposition the other day.
He said, “You know, human, if you invest in a scratching post, I’ll promise to leave the couch alone.”
I laughed and said, “That is paw-some but can you catch some mice too?
He gave me a sly look and said, ” Alright, but I want a raise in treats.”
It seems like cats are having negotiations.
Funny Cats dogs:
The Pet Dilemma!
I said to my dog, what do you want to be when you grow up?
He stared me in the eyes and said, “I am torn between being watchdog or hotdog. Tough decision!”
The Canine Conundrum!
My dog is always stealing my socks. Have you ever wondered why they do that? However, I eventually called him out on it.
I said, “Buddy, why do you keep taking my socks?
He looked up at me with those same innocent eyes and said, “Well aren’t you humans the ones who think it’s fun to play fetch? I just wanted to play the game!
Well, I think he is a sock-stealing fetch lover indeed!!
The Paw-some Dancer!
Also, my cat can really dance. The other day I actually caught her practicing in the living room.
Why all the fancy footwork? I asked.
She said with a glance back at me, “You know, I figured I’d give ‘paw-salsa’ a try. I heard it is popular in the cat lifestyle!
That, dear readers, is what you call a cat with an encore on her mind.
The Canine Connoisseur!
My dog’s got some serious gourmet taste! The other day I found him sniffing in the pantry, in his kitchen.
“What are you hiding yourself in there?” I asked.
He then turned to me wagging his tail and said, “I am just checking that you are stocking up on the good stuff. A dog’s gotta have his standards, you know!
Well, it seems like I have my own little food critic coming into work.
Silly Animal Jokes:
The Fishy Conundrum!
I swear, my goldfish retains more information than I do! He comes up and greets me every time I walk by the tank, as if we are old friends.
So, I decided to test him. So, I pursued by donning a phony mustache.
He still swam up and said hi. I think he has a “fin-tastic” memory or maybe he just thinks I´m only an unusual fish!
