Hey there fellow pet lovers, lets enjoy some very funny animal jokes.
Funny Animal Jokes:
The Prankster Parrot!
I bought a parrot the other day so that I would have someone to talk to. So, I purchased a parrot because I was convinced that it would be an excellent complement to our family.
The parrot took some time to get to know everyone in our family and understand everything about our household. Days passed, and the parrot became accustomed to our family environment very well.
The catch is of course; this bird was simply more special than the rest! It’s almost a chameleon wizard! It has even mastered how to perfectly imitate the ringtone of my phone.
But every time my phone rings, I rush to locate it only to see that is the parrot mimicking the ringtone.
It feels as though I live with a fluffy little prankster!
Funny Animal Jokes – funny cats and funny dogs:
Hilarious cat jokes!
The Feline Negotiation!
The other day I was making a deal with my cat.
I said “Listen, you cannot keep knocking stuff off the shelf.”
The cat just stared at me and said, “I do not expect free foods so, let me do some work!”
The Tech Savvy Cat!
Why does my cat like to sit on the computer?
Indeed, it is for more than just the warm spot. It is, however suspicious of that shifty mouse!
The Cat’s Business Advice!
Well the other day I asked my cat for some advice in business…
You know what she said? “Invest in yarn and catnip. Looks like a purr-fectly profitable market!
Now it sounds like I have a financial cat assistant.
Very Funny Dog Jokes!
The Canine Cool Down!
Did you ever wonder why the dog always seeks out the shade?
Well, he’s no fool. He’s just keeping himself from becoming a “hot dog” out there in the scorching sun!
Canine Tech Trouble!
Have you ever seen a dog plotting to find the world of your smartphone?
Not because they don’t know how to use it. They just can bear to find the “paws” button!
The Paws for Thought!
Dogs are the ones with always ready Poker Face… Ever wonder why?
It’s probably because they’re experts at keeping a straight “paws” while playing!
